Posts tagged THE GIRLS

Opera. Oprah.

On drive to school this morning, 9 year old asks “What is the Phantom of the Opera about?” After I give her a brief description she replies “Does it have Oprah Winfrey in it?”

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#oprah winfrey

#phantom of the opera starring oprah winfrey sounds catchy to me

While cleaning up the 9 yr old’s puke, she says “Sorry, Mommy” and “Thank you Mommy.”
I hate that she is sick but I can’t help how feeling proud in that she is, at her core, such a good kid.

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#GI illness can suck it

#tales from the toilet

"Dad - Do not eat the half one only."

We are very serious about our paczki eating in this house.

"Dad - Do not eat the half one only."

We are very serious about our paczki eating in this house.

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#yummies

GPOY - little old lady edition.

GPOY - little old lady edition.

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Mom Can You …

When I was a new mom to both my baby girls, I couldn’t wait for her to talk.  I would imagine what she would say and how she would say it.  This would make me that more eager for her to grow out of her initial blob state.

Hearing “Mom, can you wipe my butt?” is not exactly what I had anticipated.

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#kids are funny

#tales from the toilet

Red Marks

Scene: 4 1/2 yr old is on toilet. I am sitting, waiting for her on the stairs outside of the open bathroom door.

Me (hearing the step stool being moved by the 4 yr old): Do you need help?

Her: I’m tryin’ to see ‘em but I can’t. I can’t see the red marks on my cheeks.

Me (going into the bathroom and seeing 4 yr old with no pants/underwear on attempting to look at her butt in the mirror): You trying to see your butt?

Her: Yeah.

Me (lifts her up so she can see the red marks from sitting on the toilet).

Her (smiles).

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#tales from the toilet

#the girls

#4 1/2 year olds

#kids are funny

Jail People

  • 4 1/2 yr old: Mom, I have to ask you something. Are jail people real?
  • Me: Yes. There are people who are in jail because they did something really bad.
  • 4 1/2: Oh yeah.
  • Me: Where did you hear about jail people? Something at school?
  • 4 1/2: No. We are still talking about the letter P. It was just something in my head.

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#convos with a 4 year old

#jail people

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