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Just discovered this awesome series by the equally awesome Amy Poehler. Need it on my dash for my girls and every girl out there.
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#body image
#be happy
#advice
#the girls
#amy poehler
#ask amy
Today’s Quotes From the Three Year Old
This morning while grocery shopping: “I don’t like people. They are smiling at me.”
At lunch with her eyes closed: “Mom, Can you see me?”
At bedtime, trying to take her shirt off all by herself: “My arm is stuck!” Me: “Why don’t you pull your shirt over your head?” Her response: “No! That is too EASY!”
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#THE GIRLS
#3 year olds are funny
#conversations
Don’t mess with a three year old
Exhibit #1
3 y.o.: How was your day today, [8 y.o]?
8 y.o.: My day was good. How was yours?
3 y.o.: My day was GREAT! [with jazz hands for added emphasis]
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Exhibit #2
8 y.o.: [yelling at 3 y.o.] You are not the boss of me!
3 y.o.: Yes I am.
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#the girls
#conversations
#Who's the boss?
OH: Sisters
- 3 y.o.: I was here first!
- 8 y.o.: I was here first!
- 3: I was here first.
- 8: Actually I was born first so there.
- 3: You were born here?
- 8: I was born in 2004 and you were born in 2009.
- 3: What did you watch?
- 8: I am watching VeggieTales.
- 3: What did you watch when you were born?
- 8: ?
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#the girls
#conversations
#things I OH while they are watching tv
Another day in paradise
- Me to 3 y.o.: Do you need a kleenex?
- 3 y.o.: No. [as she snorts up a nose full of snot].
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#the girls
Redrum
- 8 y.o.: Do you want me to teach you a new word?
- 3 y.o.: --
- 8 : I'm MURDERING people.
- Me: [8 y.o.'s name]!
- 8: What?! I like to say that word.
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#jetpack joyride
#fun on the iPad
#the girls
Future Nudist
- 3 y.o.: I got a butt!
- Me: You got a what?
- 3 y.o.: A butt! I have no pants on! {laughing} Look at me! I got a butt!
- [I take off her shirt.]
- 3 y.o.: Now I have no shirt!
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#the girls
#coversations with 3 year olds
#funnies
I'm everywhere and now I am here.I'm happy but not perky.
There is a difference.
I'm Angie, and you are?
